well, there have to be five things in every category that you hate. I know I do!

Worst Movies

5. Requiem for a Dream
4. Pi
3. Schindler's List
2. Teh Passon of Teh Crist
1. Barry Lyndon

Worst Albums

5. That one Vines album where all the songs are the same. Don't want to remember the title.
4. Dark Side of Teh Moon. More like Lark Side of the Poon.
3. St. Anger.
2. Teh Green Album
1. Teh Bleeding

you must have some.

[quote]well, there have to be five things in every category that you hate. I know I do!

Worst Movies

5. Requiem for a Dream
4. Pi
3. Schindler's List
2. Teh Passon of Teh Crist
1. Barry Lyndon [/quote]

first of all, you're nutz. second of all, the dueling fight in barry lindon is worth the whole movie.

[quote]Worst Albums

[/quote]4. Dark Side of Teh Moon. More like Lark Side of the Poon[/quote]

maybe it's a generational thing, but you're out of your mind. go eat mushrooms (or fuck a cow) until it starts to make sense. only after it starts to make sense can you respond to this. (yes, i've fucked a cow. read my comics.)

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I couldn't disagree more with your worst albums and movies.

Requiem, Pi, Schindler's and Barry Lyndon are all great movie imo (I haven't seen Passion).

And Dark Side of the Moon is one of the best albums ever as any college stoner will be quick to tell you.

Worst movies:

Showgirls
Plan-9 from Outer Space
Glitter
Gigli
Air Bud II

(yes, I've seen all of them. Although Plan-9 is so bad its good, the other movies listed are just so bad... they're... still bad)

I don't have a list for bad albums, because bad albums are usually just forgettable. They don't sear your mind like bad movies. Besides, if I don't really like a band I usually don't bother getting an album from them. Popular bands that I hate include Creed, Nickleback, POD, Kid Rock and Limp Bizket.

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Schindler, Requiem= Didactic, boring. Req= headache-inducing camera, annoying characters.
Pi= more headaches.
Schindler= Jewrassic Park
and don't get me started about Barry Lyndon.

And Dark Side of the Moon is ridiculously overrated, has one good song: breathe. Money and Time are ok... but the rest? EEENK. Start over.

You're welcome to your opinions, but I'm not sure how to take your description of Schindler's List as 'Jewrassic Park'. Its kinda insulting, seeing as its a movie about the very real horror of the holocaust.

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what I mean is that Steven Spielberg basically turned the holocaust in to a theme park ride. Like he does with all his movies. The Pianist is far better.

I retract Pi and put in American History X instead. Another terribly didactic and painful movie.

[quote]what I mean is that Steven Spielberg basically turned the holocaust in to a theme park ride. Like he does with all his movies. The Pianist is far better.

I retract Pi and put in American History X instead. Another terribly didactic and painful movie.[/quote]

It seems to me that you have no taste in movies whatsoever. If those movies you listed are the worst you've seen, perhaps you could give an example or two of what you would consider to be good movies?

I don't mean to insult, but you are a fucking retard.

Bottom 5 Awesome Movies of all Time:

These are movies that are totally awesome, yet are at the bottom of the list of awesome movies.

5. The Paper Brigade
4. Turkish Star Wars
3. Max Keeble's Big Move
2. The Beatles Yellow Submarine
1. Space Mutiny

Actually, Turkish Star Wars is the greatest movie of all time, so Cinderfella takes it's place.

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[quote][quote]what I mean is that Steven Spielberg basically turned the holocaust in to a theme park ride. Like he does with all his movies. The Pianist is far better.

I retract Pi and put in American History X instead. Another terribly didactic and painful movie.[/quote]

It seems to me that you have no taste in movies whatsoever. If those movies you listed are the worst you've seen, perhaps you could give an example or two of what you would consider to be good movies?[/quote]

The Godfather Pt.2 and The Pianist.

I just really hate overrated movies. If I wanted to make a list of movies that were seriously bad....

1. Gigli
2. From Justin to Kelly
3. Requiem For a Dream(what can I say, it sucks.)
4. that stupid frankie muniz spy movie. Cary Franks or something?
5. Like Mike

Those were seriously poorly-made movies, but I usually go by overatedness.

And areallystupid guy, we're probably not thinking of the same The Bleeding. I like the Cannibal Corpse version it's just the Michael Bolton album I hate. It might not be the bleeding, its something like the suffering or whatever.

ohhhhhhh. *slaps forehead*

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Possums, would you stop trolling and piss off already.

And if you're not trolling then you are a moron.

OMG!!! TEH CITIZEN KAIN SI TEH SUX0RZ!!! IT NEEDS TEH EXPLOSION ND TEH TITS!!!!1111 LMAO!!!!111

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I like Citizen Kane.....

You aren't one of those LOTR fundamentalists from IMDb are you?

At the top of any "worst" list has to be the atrocity known as Lifeforce. The only movie I ever walked out of, it was so awful.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Inflate had the best list so far. But I have to add some more.

5. Master of Disguise
4. Eraserhead
3. Mission to Mars
2. Down With Love
1. GIGLI

From Justin to Kelly should not be on the list of worst movies. It was not a movie. It was a corporate jerk-off/pat on the back caught on tape.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Ehh, it wasn't that bad. I mean, it had a certain knowing wink. Plus, Sarah Paulson is hot.

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[quote]

4. Eraserhead
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You, sir, are an enormous ass maggot.

That movie was just sad. Am I not turtle-y enough for the turtle club?

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