Hey! I've talked it over with umfum, and this is going to be the main theme of this contest:

That's right, it'll be good ol' MikeyG. But with a twist. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make fun of me. That's right, go on and rip me a new one. This gives everyone a great chance to enter this contest. People who hate me, and people who merely kind of dislike me (as for people who like me, when you register, be sure to put me on your favorites) get to say whatever they want about me.

Not only will it be totally cool, but you might actually get rewarded for it. No holds barred, anything goes. Lighthearted, or just downright mean, as long as its funny it'll fly. And all you milquetoasts out there who like to abstain from poking fun at other people's foibles, just do it anyway. I'm asking you to. Put aside your heart for a minute and just let your humor do the talking. Don't worry about hurt feelings, because I have none to hurt!

No limit on entries, judging will be one week from tomorrow. I may be seriously overestimating how many people have something to say, but if I see that the flow of insults hasn't slowed down by Sunday of next week, I'll extend this contest.

Take your best shot, motherfuckers. I'm ready for you.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

This is the bonus to the CC. Please, please submit entries for both. Now, we haven't worked it out yet, but the winner of the bonus will have some bearing on the outcome of the main and vice versa.

Bonus contest from umfumdisi:

THE UNCONTEST

You think you suck? PROVE IT!

I want to see some BAAAAAAAAAAAAD comics. I don't necessarily mean nasty, perverted, and obscene (although some minds work quite well that way). I mean BAD comics that don't make sense, that have poor setups or punchlines or both, that are too long or short, are funny for all the wrong reasons, or they just suck like wirthling (no offense).

Rules & Rewards:

1) No more than two (2) comics per person! I don't want to read THAT much crap.

2) Old comics are allowed, but new ones are encouraged.

3) Begin the title of your comic with "BONUS 237:" If you are submitting an old comic, let me know that it is for the Uncontest.

4) I will select the best worst comic as the winner. The author of that comic qualifies for a special secret surprise challenge from the Society of Umfumdisic Comics and Knowledge (SUCK).

Judgment will take place near the same time as MikeyG declares for his contest. Here's wishing you bad luck...

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.