Read them...

I read them, and was amazed at how much more enjoyable it was than getting shot with a bazooka and then run over by a steamroller, or being buried alive with Gloria Allred.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

as long as it wasn't intended to be funny, i liked it. (except for the spanish one bc i couldn't read that one..)

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erin lenore

Not even kind of funny.

The last one, the one in spanish, though, might have been funny.

I thought 'Pizza' was pretty funny in an absurdist way. The other three are garbage. BUT, I like your username. I've always found priapism funny.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

[quote]Not even kind of funny.

The last one, the one in spanish, though, might have been funny.[/quote]
I don't understand. What Spanish one? There's nothing like that. Unless you're a complete moron and you're talking about the Italian one.

Moron.