Hi. So, my 3rd quarter report card thing wasn't that great. Ds and Fs mostly. Yeah. And now, my parents have grounded me indefinitely until the day I die. No more music. No more car (or attempting to get a car). No more video games. And most importantly, no more computer. This isn't gonna be like the other time I left. This is no apple juice stain on the keyboard. This is a life or death situation. I'm being forced to leave this wonderful site and I have no idea when I'll return. And in the unlikely case of me never returning (due to either being shipped out to foreign legion or untimely nyquil overdose), just remember that flicker of stupidity I brought into all your lives. So long, and farewell.

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It's grime time.

I guess you really are a really stupid guy.

No! :( You were on of the few who was nice to me!! Well thanks for that. And PLEASE get better grades so you can come back, you ridiculous windmilldestroyer :) Salutations!..Come back!! :)
P.S Always remember to wave your dick in the wind!

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"Before you judge me take a look at you, cant you find something better to do"

:O

:(

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AFROMANS MOVE

:(

We lost another down ass homie.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Damn, that sucks ass. You should tell your mom that you are an underachiever and your rights are protected as a minority.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Well, in fairness to your parents it's easy to see why a kid who isn't doing well at school should have his access to the largest repository of information on the planet taken away from him.

Er, then again maybe not.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Poop. I'll miss you.

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...and pain joined his urge to percieve...

You'll be back.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

kill your parents

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Dad was flammable

Flicker? More like a raging inferno.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

^sigh^

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