I have tasted water as sweet as honey from a pine forest stream, but have never tasted anything in a burger joint that made me want to take second bite.

I have heard children laughing like angelic seagulls, but have never heard public leaders sound like anything but thieves.

I have seen inseams that deserved to be worshipped, but have never seen reality TV.

I have smelled the thick musk of a lover's rump, but have never longed for oxygen.

I have touched the face of the blind, but have never visualized with my fingers.

I can't tell if it's the red wine or if I'm just stupid. Somebody make fun of this shit. Or did I already in posting it?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Spankling is wasted!

obligatory insomnia post before a test

You make me sick.

sometimes i'd like to come back here but everyone hates who i was, and are too ignorant to recognize change

that was a shot at you crabby, you can put down the gun now

Maybe if you'd change for the better instead of only complaining about the same thing every time you post...

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i take it back

some of you were cool

most of you are unfunny

and the thing i like most about this site is the senority status i have over alot of people

call me a megalomaniac

---- i made this post before dcom made his, so its not aimed at him

i left on friendly terms, i thought

i was just bored and wanted to say hi

first thing that happens is my good friend crabby says "you make me sick"

horay!

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most of you are unfunny

and the thing i like most about this site is the senority status i have over alot of people
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Congrats Nate thats the funniest thing I've ever read in these forums.
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first thing that happens is my good friend crabby says "you make me sick"

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I've greated you with something as offensive as that everytime I've ever spoken with you ever. EVER!

hi2u nate

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Batman created by Bob Kane

i like your comic about me dcom seriously

this one?

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Batman created by Bob Kane