In the US you gotta be 21 to drink. 16 to drive. 18 to vote. 21 to drink. Sometimes I think they have the numbers backwards.

Anyway, that's where I got the idea for WW 21. At that age American's rush to the bars in order to make total asses of themselves in public - getting drunk - saying something stooooopid - barfing on our best friend. Previously we had been forces to make asses of ourselves out in the woods or behind the quicky mart.

So that's it. Worlds Worst Things to Say in a Bar.

Get cracking. And remember, if you're out with friends make sure you have a designated cartoonist. Judging will be July some-odd.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet