The esteemed founder of the annual Jet Comic Competition has recently brought it to my attention that, as winner of the previous JCC, I have yet to host the next installment, since I foolishly assumed that as an "annual" contest it was meant to be held only once a year. But having since been advised that the word "annual" appears in the title simply to make it sound fancier, I now humbly offer to you -- my fellow stripcreators -- the magic, mystery, and childlike wonderment that is The Third Annual Jet Comic Competition.

As always, the rules are simple, yet essential:

1. Submit any comic you want. There are no rules at all.

I hope you all find the prospect of this new installment of the JCC as utterly goosebump-inducing as I do. And now -- let the magic begin.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.