Ms. Letourneau, one of the most famous female teachers convicted of child rape of a male student, was released recently.
First off, I'd still hit that.
Second off, where were teachers like this when I was 13? She was certainly not bad-looking at all when this whole thing went down.
Third off, why did they JAIL her? They should be giving her frigging medals!
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.