Our dear friend boorite...

...has no pants. In order to get him some pants, or at least to help support his pantsless lifestyle, he will need donations.

Money would be nice, but our beloved boorite can get by on comics. Please donate a comic about boorite not having pants to this thread for his sake. The comics can speculate on why he has no pants, his pantsless adventures, or the general pantslessness of our dear, dear boorite.

Please donate to the Pants Fund. It's his only hope.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.