WANTED
SWM Seeks Anal Probe. Aliens preferred.
Sell a car. Buy a computer. Trade wives. Write a classified ad... or 3. Make me laugh or make me want to write down the number for a follow-up call.
Judging will be done in my usual timely manner.
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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet