FEAST!!!! FEAST!!! DAMNED BE THE ONES WHO EAT YOUR FLESH!!! THEY ARE THE DAMNED, AND THEIR FLESH IS DAMNED!!! GRAAARGGGG!!!

Right, so here's the deal: You have to make a series of comics that play out as soap operas. That's it.

Oh, and bonus points if one of your comics contains the phrase, "Boy, I sure do hate phlegm." However, if you use it more than once, I'll kills ya.