Woohoo, I won a competition and this time I actually noticed.

So make a comic about the Worlds worst way to tell someone some very bad news.
You're gonna die.
You've got cancer.
Your kids are on dope,
You wife is fucking your adopted son.
That whore you porked last night has aids.
You're paralyzed for the rest of your life.
Bush won the elections again.
Whatever you can come up with.
Judging next monday

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...