The elections are over, but this is still a semi-timely subject:

World's Worst Things To Say During A Political Campaign.

Think of the most inadvisable things to blurt out, or state with utter, clueless confidence, during a speech, interview, photo-op, debate, etc. that might be somewhat detrimental to your campaign. There are no rules whatsoever, except for one: you cannot refer, in any way, to Arnold Schwarzenegger's testicles.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's testicles -- I mean, judging -- will probably take place one week from today.

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