The only thing that could spoil this would be if Kissinger was somehow appointed to Attorney General.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

No, it's some Texas friend of Bush's. Name's Gonzales.

As some of you know, I'm a librarian. And AG Ashcroft once called librarians "hysterical" because of our response to the USA PATRIOT act. That was a Moment for me. Being called "hysterical" by a Pentecostal is like being called crazy by the neighborhood cat lady.

So long, Ashcroft.

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This is like when Peter Mandelson and Alastair Campbell slunk off over here.

Ashcroft doesn't even have the decency to take the rest of the chumps with him.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You misspelled "chimps."

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It would have been better, if instead of just resigning, Ashcroft had strapped a bomb to himself and exploded it in his resignation meeting, screaming, "I REPENT, LORD!"

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.