I was recently looking at an article in a parenting magazine on the ten worst things to say to your kids. I think it included things like "don't cry" and "you'll be sorry when Daddy comes home." So here's what the theme will be for this contest.

World's Worst Things to Say to Your Kids.

I'll judge the contest the next time there is a full moon.

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