Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create a comic about the world's worst thing to say about the follicularly challenged aka the bald, balding, and wispy-haired.

Comics may be in the form of a single panel, a strip, or series of strips. Material may be advice, commentary, observation, insults, euphemisms, whatever. Bonus points for any reference to furry mammals and/or dead vermin.

This mission will self-terminate at the end of one week or whenever I get bored with it.

Happy stripping!

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