“I hear it’s amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw-blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!”

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Ha-ha, yes, they certainly are.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"I saw Rose with a... strange man. Let's just say that... they were intimate. I'm sorry I-... sorry to bring this up during your mission."

Morons everywhere I look.
Except biped I think he's funny.

This thread brings me back to a dark time in my life. I believe i pledged never to ever ever again buy a game which has been scripted by a Japanese guy.

It was all... a virtual reality... but i... oh i was... oh ok... so who's this guy... He's real right...yes, yes of course he is... but he's actually a symbol for... sorry a metaphor for... for that guy... from that game... and he did this... to get this big thing... which im standing in the rectum of... but is actually shit... i suppose thats why it has a rectum...

MGS: SoL/Substance did indeed SUCK, but it's still fun playing every now and again, mainly because Raiden's lack of testosterone is hilarious.

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Poo perhaps?

Hey, the script itself wasn't all that bad, it's just the story blew chunks out of its anus.

I loved MGS2, because it was, you know, fun and stuff.

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Poop.

Incidentally, what are the consequences of mailing fission? I doubt anyones ever done it.

I've never seen a three-eyed postman before.

I mailed a cat's head to my grandma once.

"It's not about creating the content, it's about forming the context."

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

"I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days... What were you in your former life?"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

"Snake. Remember what DeGaulle said: 'The graveyards are full of indispensable men.'"

even gay people say that Rayden is pretty gay. althought i liked all the Metal gear series. David Hayden voice reminds me of what Clint Eastwood sounded like in those Sergio Leone Westerns.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

No, Eastwood always sounds like he's whispering. Hayter really enunciates his syllables.

"La-li-lu-le-lo, la-li-lu-le-lo, la-li-lu-le-lo"

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE