Here are the rules:
1. No jokes relating to other relatives such as your mom jokes.
2. Insults must be replied to in two days.
3. Insults cannot be longer than 20 words.
4. The insult contest will finish when the loser replies with a phrase such as "fuck you" or "go to hell"
I will be checking for challengers daily. As the insult fight continues, anyone who feels free to comment can.
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Lots of people think anonymity brings them at a higher level of power... I just think it makes them larger dickheads than they really are in person. :-D