I've thought about it all day, and I can't come up with a suitable topic for this contest. Therefore, I'm going to open it up to the masses:

The first person to reply to this message gets to decide the theme.

I'll still do the judging, which will be by the end of Wednesday the 13th, but I'm not going to pick the subject. The person who does decide the subject is still eligible to compete in the contest.

I will give one rule: someone in the strip must make a derogatory reference to someone's mom (his/her own, the other character's, someone else completely, doesn't matter whose). Someone bail me out here, and then everyone bring the funny!

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

The theme could be the blue guy from Kaddar gets bitten by a rabied dog. You have to send in a series for this one. Then he becomes a superhero dressed as a dog. He has to do something in between the origin and the idea-I'm going to be a superhero.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

should be an easy one to judge

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what if nigger meant kite

i was going to suggest a punning contest if i was first, so fatguy's idea is probably less painful

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what if nigger meant kite

You sure about that? I mean, this way kaufman doesn't win by divine right, but...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

You sure about that? I mean, this way kaufman doesn't win by divine right, but...[/quote]sure, it would be good fun. and its not like punning prowess is the sort of thing you can be too proud of anyway. its more of a sickness you take one day at a time

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what if nigger meant kite

All right, folks. There you have it. This contest is about a superhero dressed as a dog. Get those strips and/or series in here, and remember to have somebody dissing someone's mom.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars