Comic Cup V - Round One

Gabe vs Crabby
Bunner vs Tiger
Kaufman vs ObiJo
Habnem vs Spankling
Bug Evil Dan vs Drexle
attitudechicka vs Andy Dougan
LadyJ vs Nate
Skagg vs Wirthling

Round one, match one...

In the blue corner, wearing a blue polo shirt, no hair and a silly grin... Gabriel Billings!

In the red corner, wearing one big ear and a shirt advertising Millennium Wash... Crabby!

Will the reformed troll defeat The Man With No Life [tm]? Let's get on with it and see...

Rule 1 - In dialogue, thought, or narrative, something which is clearly a very good thing must be treated as if it is a very bad thing, such as a rant on the evils of the smallpox vaccine, or that harlot Mother Teresa.

Rule 2 - We need more animals in strips. Make sure that animals outnumber people, and yes, that can include one animal and no people. Props and robots are not restricted - use them at will.

Please try to have en entry in within 24 ours of this posting, though the actual deadline is 36 hours. Judging will commence, as is customary, as soon as both entries are posted.

Let's make this a clean fight, gentlemen. *DING!*

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Nice rule!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Nice rule!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I am very sorry, I must bow out of the comic cup-

My internet access is gonna be shakey for the next month, so I will have to abstain and forfit to...
LadyJ.
SHAZBOT
I realy don't want too... It's just that my home sys will be down.
See ya later.

[quote]I am very sorry, I must bow out of the comic cup-

My internet access is gonna be shakey for the next month, so I will have to abstain and forfit to...
LadyJ.
SHAZBOT
I realy don't want too... It's just that my home sys will be down.
See ya later.[/quote]
Did him widdow cabow go out? Try dial up!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Well, *that* was anticlimactic.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

attitudechicka, word on the street is that your internet connection's going to be very shaky over the next few weeks. You'd better drop out of the Cup.
And go home with me anyway.

[quote]attitudechicka, word on the street is that your internet connection's going to be very shaky over the next few weeks. You'd better drop out of the Cup.
And go home with me anyway.[/quote]So she can use your hookup? What a kind offer.

Surely we can bludgeon someone into subbing for JrnymnNO CARRIER.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

If that's how you want to put it...