--What are those white things that appear on your fingernails sometimes?
--How much does chemotherapy cost?
--If someone cuts off your nipple, will it grow back?
--What about your belly button?
--What kind of cloth and/or paper combination are US dollars made of?
--What's so erotic about golden showers, anyway?
--Why is Sky High the best movie I've seen so far this year?
--Why does everyone hate "MacArthur Park"?
--Forget that OTHER age old Tootsie Pop question, how the hell can an owl manage to eat one in three bites?
--Is it just me, or does a waist measurement of 21 inches seem impossible for a normal, healthy person?
--Beaver? What the hell?
--What if airplane seats were made of cookies?
--What if Playboy magazine was shaped like a foot?
--Wouldn't it make computer mice a whole lot funnier if keyboards were made of cheese?
--Why are there still people on Earth who think Last Call With Carson Daly ISN'T the worst television show of all time?
--What's turbulance?

These questions have always bugged me.

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It's grime time.

I attempted to answer your questions. But after further consideration I choose to place your mouth open-face on a curb and kick the fuck out of the back of your head.

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obscenity filter is off

--What are those white things that appear on your fingernails sometimes? -- Those are globs of jizz.
--How much does chemotherapy cost? -- Forty-three dollars per second.
--If someone cuts off your nipple, will it grow back? -- No, you will have to take it to the doctor and ask him to sew it back on.
--What about your belly button? -- It feels good when I stick my finger in it.
--What kind of cloth and/or paper combination are US dollars made of? -- They are made of "official dollar paper" which was invented by the Indians.
--What's so erotic about golden showers, anyway? -- If a girl pee-pees on you, it means she likes you.
--Why is Sky High the best movie I've seen so far this year? -- Because you masturbated while you were watching it.
--Why does everyone hate "MacArthur Park"? --

[b]MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no![/b]

--Forget that OTHER age old Tootsie Pop question, how the hell can an owl manage to eat one in three bites? -- That was only a cartoon.
--Is it just me, or does a waist measurement of 21 inches seem impossible for a normal, healthy person? -- Not if that person is a baby.
--Beaver? What the hell? -- Sorry, Wally. I didn't mean to leave a wet spot in your bed.
--What if airplane seats were made of cookies? -- I would eat them during the flight.
--What if Playboy magazine was shaped like a foot? -- Then you would finally have something to do with the other sock.
--Wouldn't it make computer mice a whole lot funnier if keyboards were made of cheese? -- No, because computer "mice" aren't really mice at all.
--Why are there still people on Earth who think Last Call With Carson Daly ISN'T the worst television show of all time? -- Because Carson Daly has a mom and a dad and a mam-maw and a pap-paw.
--What's turbulance? -- It is the airplane you are in getting caught in the trajectory of one of Zeus' farts.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

--Beaver? What the hell?

It's a nice warm moist thing we like to penetrate with our tuning forks and make that shit DING!

--What if airplane seats were made of cookies?

I would NOT want to eat a cookie seat after the people I see on airplanes sit there....unless it was the Swedish Bikini Team.

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I dumb :D

You're about to find out.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Because I never saw it so I can't really judge. But if you want, I'll agree with you anyway.

--What are those white things that appear on your fingernails sometimes?
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!!!!!
--How much does chemotherapy cost?
depends on whether its a buyer's or cellers market
--If someone cuts off your nipple, will it grow back?
it will, but like in Pet Semetary
--What about your belly button?
fuck your belly button. he forgot about Dre
--What kind of cloth and/or paper combination are US dollars made of?
whole wheat
--What's so erotic about golden showers, anyway?
the urine
--Why is Sky High the best movie I've seen so far this year?
because you've only seen one movie
--Why does everyone hate "MacArthur Park"?
too many muggings
--Forget that OTHER age old Tootsie Pop question, how the hell can an owl manage to eat one in three bites?
horned beaks with 3000 psi and nothing to lose, thats how
--Is it just me, or does a waist measurement of 21 inches seem impossible for a normal, healthy person?
quarantine all 9 years olds why don't you
--Beaver? What the hell?
isn't that a Seinfeld bit?
--What if airplane seats were made of cookies?
people would be alot less likely to send their kids off to war, i'll tell you that
--What if Playboy magazine was shaped like a foot?
it would become pedestrian
--Wouldn't it make computer mice a whole lot funnier if keyboards were made of cheese?
i never talk religion online
--Why are there still people on Earth who think Last Call With Carson Daly ISN'T the worst television show of all time?
don't expect me to answer something the world's top scientists can't
--What's turbulance?
the only arab at the round table

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what if nigger meant kite