11 Days To Go...
If you answered me with a maybe, shit or get off the pot now please.
For all those attending, the caterers are not caterers, they are my aunts Betty and Gina. This is important because the stupid reception hall would only let family bring in food, otherwise we'd have to deal with the hall's caterer. So help me make up some great stories about growing up with Auntie B and Aunt Gina -- it'll be fun.
Remember to trash the reception hall at will. However, smoking will not be permitted inside of the hall because we will have a severe asthmatic attending. Once she leaves, it's fair game.
For persons taking a plane to see me, I'm confirming that choobychooby is coming in at 3:47pm on Thursday. This could be your funny European time, though, could you please confirm this arrival is Central Standard Time? Jes_L, I have you in at 5:18pm on Friday. I also need to clarify which time zone this information is for. Call me collect on my mobile number if something happens or changes. And please please please fly safe.
As a fun twist to an already unconventional wedding, I will be giving out brad sucks advertisements as wedding favors. In other words, I'm cheap, deal with it.
Hope to see you there. (By the way, I've figured it out, I'll only have 15 seconds to talk to each person, unless you sign up for the dollar dance).
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Mediocrity at its most average.
