Hello and welcome to World's Worst #41. Ah, 41, officially over the hill. As many of you may have guessed already, this competition's theme is:

World's Worst thing to say to someone who just turned the magical age of 40, 50, or is just plain middle-aged.

Mid-life crisis, menopause, whatever is happening, make fun of it.

No photoshopped entries.
No old comics.

I will judge next Sunday, September the 11th.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons