Ultimately, I would love to take a picture like this

and one of all the cast of office space, use photoshop to convert them to a type of pencil drawing and use them in stripcreator to make office space style cartoons.

not dilbert clones, but really more in the spirit of "I believe you have my stapler?"

I would need;
Milton
A Swingline Stapler
A different Stapler (black, generic)
Michael Bolton
Lumbergh
Smykowksi (The jump to conclusions guy)

And a Cubicle Background or two

I would be in hog heaven.