Tell me, if you were just diagnosed with mania, confused and worried, what would this third definition do for you:

http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=mania

Spinn Webe has a cool section about screwy signs/ads. I think that page ranks up there.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Mania is nothing, Womania is scary shit.

1. An excessively intense enthusiasm, interest, or desire; a craze: a mania for shoes, soap operas, romance novels.

2. Psychiatry. A manifestation of bipolar disorder, characterized by profuse and rapidly changing their mind, exaggerated sexuality (do I look fat in this?), gaiety (I'm actually bi) , or irritability, and causing their spouse decreased sleep (PMS)

3. Violent abnormal behavior. See Synonyms at jealousy. Traits including fucking your best friend to prove how much they love you, spending all your money because 'its about sharing', and ripping out another woman's hair for saying hi to you.

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