I think men having sex with each other is really gay. Sorry if that makes me sound "intolerant" or "homophobic", but that's just the way I feel.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I think blue and yellow mixed with each other is green. Sorry if that makes me sound "intolerant" or "greenphobic", but that's just the way I feel.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I think dinner conversations really freak me out. Sorry if that makes me sound "intolerant" or "Deipnophobic", but that's just the way I feel.

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obscenity filter is off

I think I should really get this mole looked at. Sorry if that makes me sound "intolerant" or "cancerphobic", but that's just the way I feel.

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It's grime time.

I think everything is gay. Sorry if that makes me seem bitter, paranoid, and "unfriendly", but that's just the way I feel.

Homos.