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habnem
optical delusion

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sorry. i'm a cardinals fan.

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10-05-01 8:27pm (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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and evidently, nobody cares. woo!

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10-06-01 7:52pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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I'm sorry for not showing interest earlier... so how was your fucking of barry bonds? Was he everything you ever hoped for and more?

10-06-01 8:04pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Did barry break the home run record in your ass hole.

10-06-01 8:47pm (new)
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arrandildocompany
Pink Donkey Wrangler

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Fuck Bobby Sands and all.

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10-06-01 11:52pm (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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he was slightly better than gary "U.S." bonds.

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10-07-01 2:22am (new)
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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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I know 3 million people who would kill you for that statement.

Fortunately , im not one of them.

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10-07-01 5:00am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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The ball has been juiced since the strike. The season of Sosa and Mac was a bunch of wet meat. Stats are meaningless when the equipment has been changed. The same is true for the Bonds 73.

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10-07-01 11:12pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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Could someone translate that into English for me?

10-08-01 1:24am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Could someone translate that into English for me?[/quote]Sure. Spankling is expressing the opinion that in this day and age, due to a number of factors, including how tightly wound the innards of baseballs are, it's a whole lot easier to hit a home run than it was even ten years ago, and thus due to stat inflation the recent 60+ homer seasons are not worth those numbers in earlier years.

Of course by that logic, you have to also tone down the hitting statistics of the 20s and 30s, and the pitching stats of the 60s, but arguing crap like that is half the fun of being a baseball fan.

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10-08-01 7:37am (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

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Thank God we have a professor on board.

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10-08-01 8:29am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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All true. And what about that snow shovel the players wear for a glove these days? Back in the days of real baseball, players took the field with a glove only slightly larger than their hand - a scrap of leather.

Now, someone help me down off this soapbox before I break a hip.

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10-08-01 8:54am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Posted this to Fark.com:

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10-08-01 9:31am (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Back in my days we didn't have no glove. We had catch the ball with our teeth on account of our hands being stapled to our sides. And what a ball it was... A 300 lb. sphere of solid granite. 'Course the pitchers couldn't even lift the thing. Had to lob it towards the batter with a catapult. We used to lose five or so men a game what got killed by getting smashed in the head with the ball.

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10-08-01 9:32am (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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Spanks--i'm sure the advent of weightlifting has nothing to do with anything. also, mcgwire's pre-strike 49 (as a ROOKIE), must have been some sort of aberration. unless you were referring to the '81 strike, in which the cardinals' 58 team homers in 1986 don't make a lot of sense.

in fact, my explanation for the Bonds thing is colossal karmic imbalance caused by three years of a cardinal having held the record--the gods simply couldn't take it anymore. and for what it's worth, we're in the playoffs, so narr. (:

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10-08-01 9:52am (new)
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