The other day, I was talking about how much I masturbate and I said, "I've spilled more seed than Monsanto." (Monsanto is an agriculture company among other things).
Also, my favorite line in the movie "Girls Will Be Girls" is when one character asks another if she's had an abortion, and she replies, "I've had more babies pulled out of me than a burning orphanage."
Make a comic using an outrageous analogy. Judging will be in two hours.
