Inspired by every nutcase teacher I've ever had, this WW should bring back some long-suppressed memories.

So, give me the World's Worst homework assignments. Anything is allowed; pointless tasks, sodomy, quantum mechanics, etc.

Bonus points for whoever manages to inadvertently recreate an actual assignment I've had.

Judging is when I get enough entries to make it worthwhile. Cause otherwise I'm just going to have to throw darts and whoever yells "ouch" first wins.