Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to one-up John 3:16. Create your own Bible verse that people would want to place on signs and hold up during football games. Don't worry, Jesus is totally cool with it.

Little stupid annoying rules:

- New comics only.

- Series are acceptable, as long as they contain 5 comics or fewer. I'm too lazy to read more than that.

- Umm... running out of rules here... how about: No references to Prince Albert in a can!

Judging will be next Monday, April 3 before 5pm. The winner shall be showered with praise and flowers at that time.

This message will now destruct.

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