After winning CC72, I let the experience go to my head. I hereby declare myself Emperor and declare war on Old Dime Box, Texas.

The following competition will relatively simple:

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[1] Use one of the characters from the forumusers category.
[2] Use as a plot point some form of dysfunctional behavior, the type that could get you on Jerry Springer.
[3] In at least one place in the dialogue, slip in the title of a song. The more seamless the better. And the more often the better as well.
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Have fun. I'll close the competition on thursday midnight.

By Imperial decree, it is so.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."