WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE BAD NEWS!!!

It could be something as simple as telling them that their fly is open or that there's something dangling from their nose. Or, it could be something like, "Your parents were just eaten by alligators."

OR IT COULD BE THAT OSAMA BIN LADEN ABDUCTED YOUR CAT AND NOW YOUR CAT LOVES OSAMA BIN LADEN MORE THAN HE LOVES YOU.

Contest duration--ehh. Judging will take place--ehh.

Have the most fun you've ever had, EVER!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.