America continues to speed its merry way towards war with Iran. Comics have always played a huge part of the propaganda in past wars, and this one should be no exception.

So for Comic Contest 333, give us your most subversively patriotic plug for the upcoming war. No rules, just write. Take your cue from the ads of the past. Sell me this war as long and hard and thick as the American public can take it, and make them like it.

Go!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker