Halloween is coming up. The US elections are coming up. That can only mean one thing:

The theme of this contest is bachelor parties. Specifically, bachelor party concepts that do not involve strippers, since my lame-ass friend who is having one this weekend refuses to have one. So now you can't use or even refer to strippers in your bachelor party comics.

Bachelorette parties are also acceptable.

For bonus points:
Every dialog or narration box must contain at least one word with more than three syllables.

Caveats:
Old comics are fine, but don't flood the contest.
Photoshopped entries are encouraged but won't win.
Stripcreator in-jokes are not encouraged; they also won't win.
Comics involving poor spelling and grammar or internet abbreviations won't win.

Judging sometime before I die.

GO!

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