Ive got some new ones so READ THEM!

Normally I don't bother reading comics unless someone posts them in the forum, but for you I made an exception.

My mistake.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Here's an idea.  Rather than taking the time to make 11 comics full of not-funny, not-clever, not-dramatic, and boring, you could have used that time to do something constructive.

Something, perhaps, involving a live hand grenade and a very deep hole someplace.

Barring that, you could have put all that effort into coming up with just ONE strip of funny.

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Don't do something so stupid that I'll be forced to kill you. I just got the blood stains out of my carpet.

forbiddenvoidOuch. Newbie got fangs.

Also: burned! lololz!!!1!!1

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Uh...those comics really do suck.  Hell, they're worse than my newbie comics, and my newbie ones sucked.

If there was a word for how badly yours sucked, it wouldn't even be literal.

And stop using Mr. Stinkybutt as a sellout for cigarettes.  It's nappy.

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Penguins are taking over the universe. Just ask Stuper Dan! SD: ? Yes. That's right. He's knows SO much about it he's clueless!

yup. uniformly terrible.

give up.

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Kill Whitey.