Yes, you are a "random fathead."  That means that you must hit the "random" button and make a one-panel comic from the first panel of the first comic that randomly appears.  Same background, same characters, your dialogue.  No cheating and clicking "random" until you find a comic that suits you, or making one up and pretending you came upon it randomly.  Sure, no one will know, but the guilt of doing something so heinous, so soul-destroyingly vile, will eat away at you for the rest of your life, leaving you only a shell of your former self, which nobody can deny.

This, plus the fact that you are a fathead, makes you a "random fathead" for the purposes of this contest.  Have fun!

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