I'm into sports, as are a lot of people in America.  So, in this contest, I'd like to see comics about any sport, any major sport figure, or any other sport-related subject.  Or, create a NEW sport (it can be any twisted idea you can think up)!

Rules:

1) new comics only

2) less wordy the better

3)  insert "nappy-headed ho" somewhere into the comic for extra points

Judging in about a week...