probably not, eh

why wouldn't we be able to?

Excuuuuse me

wear* 

any to-the-door service in general probably shouldnt be allowed in america.

Do the pizza boys wear bullet proof vests?

that was weird

shank

Hello???

AMERICAN PORNO! It saved the american to-the-door service! It made human bombs and bullet proof clothing worth it. 

"ohh...Mrs Galore...what is that? You have no pockets in your bikini? Thats okay...I am sure we can work something out?"

Booom-chicka-mow-mowww!

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shank

actually, it's considered more polite in the states to stab your pizza boy and tell him to go bleed to death in the delivery car; that way, you don't have a dead body at your door

Oh well that isnt too shabby then, what nice fella's

i have ordered pizza online. unfortuantely it was papa johns. which basically means a pizza-like substance.

robbing food delivery persons is a cottage industry in cleveland. i have only personally done it twice, both times opting for a thump on the head followed by no tip.

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Kill Whitey.

jeez, and i even feel guilty when i only give them a 50 cent tip

Just because you guys have 1/10 of our population and a weaker dollar than the US...

our dollar is gaining fast on yours, actually, so fast that it's starting to HURT some of the businesses here.

which in return, fucks with our economy. But those fuckin' cry babies are just going to have to adjust to the changes of canada becoming superior.