Hello and welcome to CC 383. To commemorate the passing of a true legend of Nerd-dom, Mr. Gary Gygax the Co-Creator of Dungeons and Dragons, I ask you to show the world what scary levels of Geekdom can achieve. Perhaps it's an obscure joke known only to people using a hexadecimal language, a delicious pun based around a level 15 Orc shaman named 'Gorbad the Red'; or even the consequences of spending too much time locked away in a windowless environment building and painting a 28mm scale model tank. Whatever you choose the rules are thus:

 

1) Be funny.

2) New comics only please.

3) Series are good things but not a necessity.

4) Judging shall commence in about a week - I aim to do it some time on 15th day of March.

5) Where an explanation of WHY something is funny, please provide it or use the words 'Lesbian' or 'boobs' in its place.