So, I'm sitting here all sick and shit, and my throat hurts and I keep coughing. And yet, I can only go so long without lighting up a cigarette. Of course, the act of smoking makes me feel as though I accidentally swallowed a ferret, and he is none too happy about it. But god help me, I love nicotine. Which brings us to the required bit of dialogue;

"It hurts so good!"

Go to it! Judgment shall commence at an undisclosed time.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again