Okay, since I have a horrible birthday coming up, I decree the 2 rules for this contest to be:

1. New comics.
2. Must refer to one or more unpleasant aspects of having a birthday.
3. No serials. Say it in three panels or less.

I'll choose by 5/24/2008.

Comic On!

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Is all that we see or seem
But a dream within a dream?