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For some reason Tom cruise was in line to buy tickets at 5am!

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

But can Will Smith really capture cock's hilarity on-screen?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

"I can't believe they cast that bastard Smith.  I was a shoe-in for that part."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I wouldn't call Long Dong Silver a superhero but it was an interesting biographical drama none the less.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Apparently on the other side of the pond HAN has some derogatory meaning, whereas COCK denotes a purely innocent item.

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the same way that people got the last name Smith because they were blacksmiths or silversmiths or whatever, i bet that's how people got the last name Hancock, cause someone walked into their hut unexpectedly

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what if nigger meant kite

Now playing at major theatres:  the biography of John Holmes.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.