Not a poll dingbats. What's it like knowing that no matter what you lame douches say, I'm a thousand times funnier than you?

I don't mind. Someone has to be the best so it may as well be you.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Well, it's nothing new. I mean, nearly everyone on this site is funnier than me... why not you too?

On second thought, after reading some of your stuff, I retract part of that statement. I still hold that nearly everyone on this site is funnier than me... but you aren't. Not really. Either equal to or lesser than me. Get used to it.

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Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Uhhhhn. Crash. Bang. Krrrsh. Click. Blam. Onomatopoeia.

You're only as good as you claim to be on the internet.