I watched this last night.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

My friends, that is shark jumping you can believe in.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

I guess ad libbing is not David Letterman's strong suit.

 

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

As long as they line the fridge with lead you can survive a nuclear blast. I've seen it.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Pretty funny stuff, though.

I still dont get why McCain was acting like such a loon last week.  But I loved the debate, especially the use of "festooned with earmarks".  I will vote for McCain if he promises to speak only in old tyme lingo.

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A letter to the editor of the local paper said that McCain came off as ready for new ideas and Obama smirked a lot.  I think that person needs to check the dramatis personnae of this play, they got the characters backwards.  Retards shouldn't subscribe.

Jim McNeal needed to express some backbone.  "Two minutes" is not five.  Answer/Answer/Rebuttal/Rebuttal format doesn't contain Interrupting Re-Rebuttal afterwards.  I miss the good old days of Edwin Newman (to Ronald Reagan:  "I'm sorry, Mr. President, I'm obliged to cut you off"). 

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Edwin Newman would've returned as "Clemenza" in Part II if he hadn't demanded more money.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Maybe if we secretly replaced the fine Tom Brokaw served in the next debate with Folgier's Edwin Newman Crystals....  Let's watch.

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themushroom

I've learned that both parties sign up loyals to donate their names as writers of "letters to the editor" which are really written by campaign employees.  See if I vote for either of these motherfuckers.

ArtemisStrong

You didn't actually think that shit from Letterman was funny, did you?  He was too busy waffling between politically neutral deference and pathetically weak jabs.  It's like watching a cat chase a mouse when the cat is hog tied and labotomized.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Well, the cutting to the katie couric interview and yelling at it was funny.

 

Anyhow, no matter how I feel about him, I think today's events have totally ensured an Obama victory.  Which might be good if an Obama presidency would calm the markets down (not that I'm all savvy about how the market responds to things).

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ArtemisStrong"totally ensured" all but erases the "no matter how i feel about him." 

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what if nigger meant kite

mandingo"totally ensured" all but erases the "no matter how i feel about him." 

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ArtemisStrong

You're not really going to vote, are you?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'm voting for Howard the Duck.

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I has a flavor!

boloboffin

 

I think the actual 'shark jumping' will be the arranged shotgun wedding of Brill Cream Palin and Drunk Hockey Boy presented as a full three ring media circus in a pathetic attempt to gain votes and distract the population from the obviously sickly, lame duck and painfully dumb campaign of the reslug candidates, psychogeezer and moose-ilini.

 

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

something attached to a Flickr picture yesterday:

That's one thing that scares me about elections in the near and distant future; it's practically like a contender for office could be videotaped gutting kittens while explaining to the camera how tartar sauce is a valuable resource produced by Canadian dental clinics which we must protect our pipeline to from space aliens before diving head-first into a big pile of oil industry lobbyist money, but as long as they say they believe in God and the GOP and whatever political action is popular that year -- and more importantly have managed to keep their pants zipped as far as anyone knows -- they can get elected. 

This was surprising news about tartar sauce, I never knew.  But the point I'm sure is that there's still a whole lotta people that will vote for McCain/Palin simply for being Republicans, and has nothing to do with their political histories or anything they actually say (like Palin claiming Iraq was responsible for 9/11 earlier this month).

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