Seriously, die already.

Shinedown, Radiohead, Chevelle, Maroon 5, Theory of a Deadman, Eminem, Christina Aguilera, Wheezer, Seether, All DJ's, Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Disturbed, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Kid Rock, Limp Bizkit, Lincoln Park, Nonpoint, Stone Temple Pilots, Prince, Justin Timberlake, Katy Perry, ICP, Rihanna, Three Six Mafia, Kanye West, Pussycat Dolls, Cardinal Offishall, Nine Inch Nails, Alter Bridge, 3 Doors Down, Moby, James Blunt

And whoever does that 'donque' song about big asses.

I'll probably add more later, but feel free to add your own.

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Kill Whitey.

AngryAmerican

Radiohead?  All DJ's?  Prince?  Nine Inch Nails?  Moby?

Who-wha-wh-why?

But, yah, I agree with you about Wheezer.  Their shit sucks ass and--  wait... that's not even a real band.  Trying to trick me?

TRICKSTER!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

HARDCORE 

NIN? I liked The Slip and Ghosts I-IV

I like a few of the bands on that list, but I can concur with quite a few of them. But I see a distinct lack of coldplay.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

attitudechicka

YES. Coldplay needs to crawl under a rock and die. I despise everything that came from their playing of instruments.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

seanator

I like that song better than 'I Kissed a Girl'. 

seanator

NOOOOO! Please don't. I worked very hard to get that song out of my head. I'm standing in line at the grocery store singing under my breath "Some some some I murder, Some-a-some I let go...." as a woman clutches her small child to her hip and pushes forward.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

but... i like weezer and radiohead ain't bad.

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horray for life. boo.

Tatu. I forgot about Tatu. Death to pseudo-lesbian music.

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Kill Whitey.

I thought Tatu was legit lesbian music. I guess I'm just not as hip in the scene as I thought.

I do agreethey should probably die. Also Zach Efron.

Queen and Paul Rogers, please for the love of freddie stop taking a dump on the memory of one of my favourite bands. At least Deacon had the good grace to call time.

And yeah, Coldplay suck donkey's balls.

Still got time for radiohead (though I pretty much agree with every other choice), though that whole net download sham soured em for me a little. 

I only think that The Mars Volta should sort of die. Can they be zombies or something?

Prince?  Seriously?  The man who made some of the most amazing music of the 1980s?  The man who, even though he hasn't made a really solid album since about 92 or so, is still good for 2 or 3 fantastic songs per year?  The man who, just a few years ago, unleashed the incomparably sexy "Black Sweat" onto the world?

I'll totally give you all of the rest, although I maintain Weezer's "Pinkerton" is a spectacular record that, unfortunately, has been marred by the absolute shit they've put out in the 21st century.  ("Beverly Hills?"  Jesus fucking Christ on a goddamn pogo stick.)

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I has a flavor!

AngryAmerican

Although I agree with almost all of your selections (with the exception of Prince, NIN, and Moby in small doses, not including the ones I've never heard or heard of), you should be grateful that they're out there making mainstream music you hate... so you can hate it publicly and feel superior for it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002