I'm positive I smell like old man and vegetable beef soup.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday!

-snif- Mmmm! Cabbage! :)

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Insert Theme to Mannix here

ArtemisStrongto be upfront i should probably tell you i was regifting the old man

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what if nigger meant kite

I smell like Ben Gay.

Dude, I heard if you put Ben Gay on your junk it feels super good.

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Poop.

Happy Birthday sexy. Your's is the only real birthday thread I care about. It doesn't seem as forced as the others, but it's twice as desperate for attention and I know that's exactly the way you like it. Now hurry and get back to bed you sexy bitch.

Yeah, I remember when I thought 30 was old, ha ha.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Rabid_Weasle

OH GOD MAH BALLS!!!!

Also: I'll be there soon enough Artemis.  And here I always thought you were a little younger than me.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Rabid_Weasle

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