This has been on my mind after watching an old episode of America's Funniest Home Videos, in whch a man proposed to his girlfriend by shaving the proposal into his back hair.

So use those funny organs and make me comics about the worst way, place, or time to propose to someone.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.