for christmas you get cockloads of presents! for halloween you get enough candy to choke Carnie Wilson's horse! and for easter you get!

hard boiled eggs.

who the fuck thought of this? sounds like something dreamt up by your grandfather while pulling coins out of your ear. fuck him, and fuck your ear

your job for this one is to give Easter a makeover. whether it's giving the easter bunny laser beam eyes, or replacing easter baskets with infidelity, as long as it's cooler than the current version, i'm down

i'll judge this one in about a week, on Easter or the day after. good luck, have fun

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