my nickname is ron jeremy...
i'm not really ten and a half inches though...
sorry to dissapoint...
still it was gratifying that at the moment of penile unveiling my ex said "well, your nickname is certainly justified!"
unless she was being sarcastic...
i'm sure the hysterical laughter that ensued was at her own joke and not at my unmentionables...
wait a minute... that wasn't a joke...
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
DON'T .. LOOK .. AT .. ME!!!
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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer
