Your mission is to come up with new one-note character(s)

Give them a gimmick or a shtick and run with it.  Points will be awarded for original creation, though if one of you hits on a doosey and someone else plays with them I'll take both character and comic into consideration  , after all half the fun in the one-noters is seeing what other people  on the site make of them.

Judging in about a week or so.

Have at it